(semi) Wordless Wednesday - How Much is That Doggie In the Window?

"How much is that doggie in the window?" ($6K!!!)

"The one with the waggley tail?" (it had better do something magical for that price)

"How much is that doggie in the window?  I sure hope that doggie's for sale". 

Not gonna happen honey, no matter how cute he is.

(It's a Blue English Bulldog)